When you were a kid, did you build things?
Did you build "forts" or Revell-brand plastic models?
Did your parents warn you about sniffing model glue?
Didn't it smell great?
And didn't model glue start the best fires?
When you were a kid, did you believe that the only reason to spend all that time building Revell-brand plastic models was so that you could light them on fire in your back yard?
What do you do in your back yard now?
Do you have security cameras?
Do you have an ID chip implanted in your dog?
Are your kids afraid of you?
